What the hell is wrong with me...???

Hi, Im a 14 year old girl and i fancy Jasper Carrott!! Omg what's wrong with me?? He's like 60 years old!!
I've been watching some old DVD's and i decided to watch "The detectives" and i suddenly felt attracted to him..I can't stop watching it now..Whats wrong with me is it just a stupid crush that will pass??
I don't think he was 60 in "The Detctives" as they were filmed like 10 years ago ( i think) but it's still dead embarrasing!!
Please help i'm so confused!!!
Thanks x

everybody has crushes on random people they just dont tell anybody i fancy Felicity Kendal. id love to see jasper carrots face if he was on here and he saw that young girl thought he was hot I'm sure it would make his day.

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